Update on my diet...

In my rush to get in a second helping of our Easter dinner before midnight (since in my head my diet starts at midnight), I was chowing down on this awesome corn pudding souffle my mom made, and I promptly choked on a piece of corn. Fortunately, I remembered some words of wisdom that some wise person....whose name escapes me right now, told me...breathe in through your nose when you're choking because the air goes directly into your lungs and bypasses the tube that said food is lodged in. So that's what I did and I got enough air to cough up the piece of corn...and I lived to tell about it. Amen.

Comments

[Lu]

I am absolutely dying laughing. You are such a funny woman! Glad to hear you were able to cough up the corn!

[Cammeron Kaiser]

wow, I've never heard that before.
booo corn

[lpmkate]

dang...you really are posting. I'm impressed. Isn't there a story about self-tanner or something from like six months ago that you left me hanging about? I mean LEFT.ME.HANGING. Obviously b/c I'm still thinking about it. Not sleeping (lie) or eating (big lie) because I can't stop thinking about the end of that story.

[emily anderson]

okay, i'm just laughing so hard at this story right now. what great advice that someone gave you.
be careful with that corn. it's a choking hazard, fo' sure.