An Ode to LUB

I received this from one of my beloved SISters, Trynity and I HAD to post it...it cracks me up!

Ode to LUB

Once when I was stuffy,
and my eyes were red and puffy,
I found it difficult to speak.
But as it is my way,
I had so much to say,
and my emotions were at a peak.
But the words were sounding muffled,
and my thoughts were getting shuffled,
what resolution could I seek ?
Thus I decided that I should
just express what I could
and accept that in articulation I was weak.
And so it came to pass,
with a little snark and some sass,
that my words I could simply tweak.
So the word for Love became LUB
and it was the choice of things to DUB
things were no longer looking bleak.
I LUBBED my husband and LUBBED our child
I LUBBED  the jocks, the dweebs and geeks.
I LUBBED radishes and roses,
I LUBBED cuddly kittens and their noses
I LUBBED broccoli, celery and leaks.
But once my nose was clear
it was such a fun word to hear
that I continued to LUB for weeks
So here it is I stand
a testament at hand
to stand up for all the LUB LUBBIN freaks